So the other day, the weirdest thing happened to me.

I was playing Kingdom Hearts, when suddenly I was sucked through the television screen and into the World That Never Was. The first thing I saw was Axel grinning triumphantly.
"I finally got you!" he said.
"What the hell do you mean?"
"I've been watching you for a long time, and I really love the way you play," he said, and raised those tiny red eyebrows of his suggestively.
"... So you kidnapped me?" I asked incredulously.
"Well, it's not just that," he explained. "You see, I'm wildly in love with you."
"But... you're a Nobody! You don't have a heart!"
"And that, little angel, is where you are wrong. As it turns out, Riku is my Somebody in the canon-defying world you obviously live in, so he offered to give me back his heart, turning him into an ultra-sexy Heartless whom I sometimes shag when I'm bored."

And really, I couldn't argue with that. So, being quite in love with Axel myself, I agreed to let him take me to Radiant Garden to get married, and then wherever else after that.
We didn't go back to the World That Never Was, because the rest of the Organization was in such disarray. Xemnas and Saix had started up some kind of morally-questionable master-servant relationship, Xigbar and Xaldin regularly screwed while suspended upside-down in midair like passionate acrobats, Vexen and Marluxia were known to have angry sex as a result of their love-hate relationship, everybody knew Lexaeus and Zexion had been screwing from the start, Demyx and Luxord had tentatively formed a bond and now were famous lovers, Roxas, depressed at having lost his chance with Axel, had gone to find Sora in hopes that he'd be open for a fuck or a long-term commitment, and Larxene was in a state of constant PMS that made her very unattractive to any and all males she would happen to meet.

You can see why we generally avoided them. Axel, after having reclaimed his heart, had left the Organization, and now was something of an unwelcome presence there. As promised, we went first to Radiant Garden, where I decided to check up on my Final Fantasy friends, since no one cares about the Disney characters.

Cloud and Leon, apparently, had developed strong attractions to protagonist angst, and consequently were very attracted to each other. Cloud, however, was unwilling to admit it, and frequently talked about his problems with Aeris, who, unsurprisingly, was a sweet and helpful girl that everyone loved. Cid, in his loneliness, tried to hump a Moogle, got caught, and was sent back to Traverse Town as punishment. Sephiroth could often be seen hanging around the Great Maw and other such areas, but kept to himself unless he felt like flying into town and raping Cloud once or twice. Tifa's back had been broken from the strain of carrying her enormous knockers around, and was lying in a hospital bed somewhere, full of medicine and highly unattractive, when I happened to visit. Yuffie was mysteriously missing, and I didn't have the courage to ask about her, although I overheard something about too much crackfic, bad RPs, and stalkerish fangirling.

After tying the knot, Axel wanted to go to Twilight Town (which we did for a short while), but I wanted to stay in Radiant Garden, my absolute favorite of all the worlds. Despite the Heartless infestation, it was a wonderfully comfortable place to live, and we even got to see Riku every once in a while.

Unfortunately, Axel knew I was SICK, and that it would be best for my health to go home. After having lots of hot sex with Axel and Riku, they sent me back through the television with my wedding ring, five hundred munny, and an Elixir.

By the way, this really happened.

EDIT: I has photographic evidence.
Take that!
Nao u c the munny pouch. Don't mind my ugly rug background please.
Love my glove as much as I do~?